Man, how embarrassing. Can you imagine being there with your rival and having to back out because you're broke?
Stewart: Well I've heard all I need to hear. Come on, Chris, let's get out the check books.
Massaro: *Sweating and looking uncomfortable* Ummm, uhhh, I dunno, Todd, I'm looking at those FCS schools coming in and thinking CUSA might be the place to stay. We've had such stability with Judy at the helm.
Stewart: HaHAAA! Chris, you and your jokes. Come on and let's get this done.
Massaro: *still sweating* Ummm......
Stewart: Oh my gosh..... you're not joking. No, you're broke?!? How'd this happen, Chris?
Massaro: Well, Todd, you know that fickle fan base of ours and how stability isn't good enough for them......
Stewart: And that car out front is a rental with MTSU vinyl clings on it, isn't it?
Massaro: Our fleet of 20 year old Ford Tauruses have really been giving us problems lately. We weren't sure they were up for the trip.
Stewart: Chris, I didn't know it had gotten THIS bad down there.
Massaro: Can you pay our way, Todd? No one will have to know. We'll pay you back. You know we're good for it. This can be our ticket back! We'll get some new student fees and have them go directly to you guys!
Stewart: No, Chris.
Massaro: Come on, please?
Stewart: *Gets up and walks out in disgust.*
So yeah. It might end up being the right thing to do, but you know M&M didn't do it on purpose.