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    Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor.

    The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.

    Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.

    Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says okay.

    The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".

    Bob takes his wife out for dinner. While at dinner Bob starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.

    No sooner does he do this, his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants.

    His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face.
    She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"

    With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass!
     
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    I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She asked if she could help me.

    I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

    I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

    The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

    When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do:

    * 1/3 ownership in the store,
    * a company pickup truck,
    * a king size bed and
    * $3,000 a month in living expenses."
     
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