“A Woman in a Hot Air Balloon Realized She Was Lost. She Lowered Her Altitude and…”

[nashvillegoldenflash]

The difference between Republicans and Democrats, or, more precisely, conservatives and liberals, is vast. While conservatives tend to rely on factual data and logic-based solutions to problems, liberals rely more on feelings and good intentions and rarely admit when they’re wrong, no matter how dire the situation.

The joke below, aside from the fact that it’s one of the best political party jokes we’ve ever read, does a wonderful job of illustrating just how ridiculous the left tends to be, especially when blaming others for their self-created problems.

 

[BlueRaiderFan]

How asinine. I love your made up "facts." I rely heavily on facts and present them. One day you knuckleheads will get over this idea that you are somehow better or "special" when compared to liberals. Each side has their views and opinions that they form based on facts and information. Neither side has an absolutely perfect position on every argument, but liberals do base their arguments on facts. You aren't special.

 

[BlueRaiderFan]

As far as the joke, she didn't say it was his fault. She said he was little help, which is true.

 

[MidTnBlues]

A Cuban, a Canadian, and a white supremacist walk into a bar. Bartender says, "what can I get for you, Senator Cruz?"